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And in Poker Community News…


Oh, poker community, you guys are like a family (granted, there are a statistically a large number of drunk handsy uncles, but whatever).

When there is a feud or an uproar over some issue, I usually watch from the sidelines and enjoy the show. In 2006 I played in the Ladies Event at the WSOP - there was a little controversy there over ladies tournaments in general - but it was the one event I could afford and was happening while I was in Las Vegas, so I felt just fine about playing.

But this morning I woke up to this:

Haley is Shocked and Appalled Y’all!

So I unregistered. It nearly killed me to unreg from a $5000 freeroll with only 38 players. Thats how much I love you ghey bloggers. Remember that, cause here comes the tough love:

Dear Poker Blogging Community,

Hi, it’s me, Facty! How are you, I am fine. Hey I wanted to write a letter to you because I noticed you aren’t so great about handling your problems with each other in a respectful way.

Sometimes a blogger will do something that makes another blogger so mad - and what do you do? Call that offending blogger out on your site, making sure to use your high horse, write at least 300 words about why you are right, and remove all offending links to the site that so greivously offended you.

Friends and neighbors, that is not how you respect each other. How about a nice comment on a post or even better, and email message explaining your point of view. How about dashing off a note right away instead of posting it to your blog. That way people see it in a timely mannor and can take action on your complaint.

And finally, make sure your house is in order before you get all high and mighty. Make sure you don’t have any unfortunate Dutch Boyd links before you say something like, “I do not cater to thieves, nor those who would do business with them.”

I don’t cater to thieves either, but if they have a bankroll and play tournament poker, I will be happy to have them at my table. I don’t want to support site scrapers and spammers - I want their money!

Anyway, poker community, you guys are great and I am glad to be a member.


Tough love over my friends. Back to rainbows and unicorn poop!

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3 Comments to

“And in Poker Community News…”

  1. On March 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm Jamie Says:

    Hey, nice blog!! Maybe you could swing over to my blog:


    Just a suggestion… I am an affiliate for Poker Edge, the largest poker software in the U.S., I would like to encourage you to check it out and tell others about it also.

  2. On March 24th, 2007 at 4:11 pm AlCantHang Says:

    Hey Jamie, nice spam!!

    We heart Facty. Cheers from back in the states.

  3. On March 24th, 2007 at 4:15 pm facty Says:

    I heart you too Al - hugs and kisses from Ireland!

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